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Halle Bailey Tapped To Play Ariel In ‘The Little Mermaid’

NEW YORK (AP) — Halle Bailey, half of the sister duo Chloe x Halle, will next be going under the sea, starring as Ariel in the upcoming adaptation of “The Little Mermaid.”

The live-action version will include original songs from the 1989 animated hit as well as new tunes from original composer Alan Menken and “Hamilton” creator Lin-Manuel Miranda. Some of the tunes include “Under the Sea,” ″Part of Your World” and “Kiss the Girl.”

Bailey will join Jacob Tremblay and Awkwafina in the film, which will be directed by Rob Marshall, who helmed “Mary Poppins Returns.”

Marshall says that Bailey “possesses that rare combination of spirit, heart, youth, innocence, and substance — plus a glorious singing voice — all intrinsic qualities necessary to play this iconic role.”

 

R. Kelly Wants Ex-Wife To Stop Talking About Him Publicly

CHICAGO (AP) — Lawyers for R&B singer R. Kelly are asking a judge in Chicago to fine and jail his ex-wife for breaking a confidentiality clause in their divorce agreement.

The Chicago Sun-Times reports that Kelly’s attorney Steve Greenberg said in a Tuesday filing that Andrea Kelly appeared “on countless media outlets disparaging Robert Kelly and making accusations and charges.” The singer faces more than 20 sex-related counts in Cook County criminal courts alleging he abused and assaulted women. He denies all wrongdoing.

Andrea Kelly’s lawyer says the singer has broken the confidentiality agreement himself many times.

The couple’s divorce has garnered attention since the singer was jailed for three days in March for failing to pay about $160,000 in child support. The next hearing in the case is July 10.

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Information from: Chicago Sun-Times, http://chicago.suntimes.com/

Nicki Minaj Set To Perform In Saudi Arabia

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Saudi Arabia said Wednesday that hip-hop star Nicki Minaj will perform in the ultraconservative kingdom as it sheds decades of restrictions on entertainment.

The female rapper is known for her outlandish, provocative style and hits like “Anaconda,” where she raps about her “big fat” backside. Her lyrics are often laced with profanities and her skin-bearing music videos often include twerking. Christian groups criticized her 2012 Grammy Awards performance, which included dancing priests and an exorcism.

Saudi organizers announced she would be the headline act at the Jeddah World Fest on July 18. The concert, which in line with Saudi laws is alcohol and drug-free, is open to people 16 and older and will take place at the King Abdullah Sports Stadium in the Red Sea city.

Reactions on social media ranged from shock and joy to criticism and disappointment. In a profanity-laced video posted on Twitter and viewed more than 37,000 times, a Saudi woman wearing a loose headscarf accuses the Saudi government of hypocrisy for inviting Minaj to perform but requiring women who attend the concert to wear the modest full-length robe known as the abaya. Most Saudi women also veil their hair and faces.

“She’s going to go and shake her ass and all her songs are indecent and about sex and shaking ass and then you tell me to wear the abaya,” the Saudi woman says. “What the hell?”

Saudi organizers said the concert will be broadcast globally and covered by MTV. Other performers include British artist Liam Payne and American DJ Steve Aoki. The kingdom is also promising quick electronic visas for international visitors who want to attend.

Over the past several months, the kingdom has seen performances by Mariah Carey, Enrique Iglesias, the Black Eyed Peas, rapper Sean Paul, and DJs David Guetta and Tiesto. That’s despite the widespread international backlash since October over the killing of Saudi critic and writer Jamal Khashoggi by Saudi agents close to the crown prince in the kingdom’s consulate in Turkey.

Such concerts are a stark change from when Saudi morality police would raid establishments that played loud music.

Gender segregation between single men and women is still enforced in many restaurants, coffee shops, public schools and universities, but other rules have loosened with women now allowed to drive and attend events in sports stadiums.

LAPD Opens Internal Affairs Inquiry In Nipsey Hussle Case

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Los Angeles police have opened an internal affairs investigation into why the woman who drove the getaway car in the aftermath of rapper Nipsey Hussle’s killing was sent home when she tried to turn herself in during the manhunt for the shooter.

The LAPD’s Office of the Inspector General confirmed Monday that the Internal Affairs Group is investigating a desk officer’s response at the 77th Street station. Capt. Gisselle Espinoza, an LAPD spokeswoman, said the matter is under administrative investigation and she couldn’t release more details.

Grand jury testimony shows the woman who drove the suspect, Eric R. Holder, away from the March 31 shooting had gone to the station because her car and license plate were on the news.

“Oh my God,” the woman, whose name has not been released, testified that she told her mother. “My car is on here and everything, and I didn’t do anything. I didn’t know this boy was gonna do this.”

Her mother called police but was told detectives wouldn’t be available until 6 a.m. the next day, grand jury transcripts show.

When they arrived at the station the next morning, the front desk officer said “don’t worry about it” and “don’t listen to the news,” the transcript shows. The woman left the station, returning later to speak to detectives after her mother called police again.

LAPD Detective Cedric Washington testified that the woman had been turned away.

“That is true according to the desk officer that I spoke to about it,” Washington said.

“OK. He apparently missed a briefing in the chief’s press conference that day, I guess,” Deputy District Attorney John McKinney said.

Josh Rubenstein, an LAPD spokesman, said Monday in an email that the internal investigation began a few days ago.

“While the initial indications pointed to a miscommunication, we have initiated an administrative investigation to ensure all policies and procedures were followed,” Rubenstein wrote. “We will review all statements that have already been given, interview all of the individuals involved, and look for any potential body cam video that may have captured the interchange.”

Rubenstein told the Los Angeles Times last week there didn’t appear to be any misconduct.

“She was not making herself clear of what she was doing,” Rubenstein said, noting that the officer believed the woman was reporting that someone was just recording video of her car on television.

A grand jury on May 9 returned an indictment charging Holder, 29, with murder, attempted murder and other felonies. He has pleaded not guilty.

The woman testified that Holder was a friend she had known for about a month and that she believed the two were just stopping at a shopping center for food.

She saw Hussle standing outside his South Los Angeles clothing store, The Marathon, expressed her excitement and took a picture with him after overhearing Holder and Hussle’s conversation about “snitching.”

The woman and Holder had pulled out of the shopping center and into a nearby gas station when Holder loaded a gun, told her he would be back and walked back to the shopping center, the woman testified.

She said she heard two gunshots, and Holder returned moments later telling her to drive. She said she didn’t learn Hussle had been shot until later that night.

Witnesses heard Holder and Hussle, both of whom have ties to the Rollin’ 60s street gang, discussing “snitching” minutes before Hussle was shot, according to the transcripts.

Holder was arrested two days later about 20 miles (32 kilometers) from the crime scene.

Hussle, 33, whose real name is Ermias Ashgedom, was a long-respected rapper who had just broken through with a Grammy-nominated album before he was shot and killed.

Is ‘White Chicks 2’ Finally Happening?

Comedian and actor Terry Crews (now the current host of America’s Got Talent) recently made an appearance on ‘Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen‘ and was asked about the possibility of ‘White Chicks 2‘ happening. Crews noted that he recently spoke with Shawn Wayans who noted the movie was happening, with Wayans saying “we’re doing it, we’re getting it going.”

Crews didn’t reveal a date but did note that it has been 15 years since the first one dropped. We will see! Stay tuned!

Watch the video below:

Chris Rock Set To Begin Production Of The ‘Saw’ Reboot This Week!

Several weeks ago we heard the extremely interesting news that comedian Chris Rock was going against the grain of his normal comedy stomping grounds as he was about to tackle a horror film and a reboot at that; we hear he was tackling the Saw reboot!

The trades are reporting that Rock has jumped on board set to write the story treatment and three-time Saw director Darren Lynn Bousman set to direct. Bousman even went on Twitter to announce the next film will begin shooting this week.

When Chris Rock came to us and described in chilling detail his fantastic vision that reimagines and spins-off the world of the notorious Jigsaw Killer, we were all-in,” Joe Drake, Chairman of Lionsgate’s Motion Picture Group, previously said in a statement. “Saw is one of the highest grossing horror franchises of all-time and it’s one of Lionsgate’s most successful film series. This upcoming film will still be as mind-bending and intense as all the previous Saw films. Chris conceived this idea and it will be completely reverential to the legacy of the material while reinvigorating the brand with his wit, creative vision, and passion for this classic horror franchise.”

“I’ve been a fan of Saw since the first film in 2004,” Rock said in a previous statement. “I am excited by the opportunity to take this to a really intense and twisted new place.”

The film will be produced by longtime Saw producers Mark Burg and Oren Koules – who are back once again to shepherd this re-imagining, which will be directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, who helmed three of the most successful films in the Saw franchise.

The screenplay is based on a story conceived by Chris Rock and written by Pete Goldfinger and Josh Stolberg (Jigsaw). The film will be executive produced by Rock, long-time Saw executive producer Daniel Heffner and the original creators of Saw, James Wan and Leigh Whannell.

The new Saw film will be released on October 23, 2020.

 

Lavell Crawford Talks New Comedy Special ‘Lavell Crawford: New Look, Same Funny!’

Last week we had a chance to catch up to comedian Lavell Crawford, the native, pride and joy of St Louis, to discuss his new comedy special, his new weight loss and his thoughts on moving forward in Hollywood.

If you are not familiar, Crawford has been seen in films such as Compton’s Finest, Love Is Not Enough, Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, American Ultra and The Ridiculous 6.

Anyway, Crawford is set to debut his new comedy special LAVELL CRAWFORD: NEW LOOK, SAME FUNNY!, on Saturday, July 6th on Showtime

We asked Crawford about his thoughts on the new special, and he stated, “I am so happy to get a new special on Showtime because I am always asked when is my new special coming out and I don’t think my fans realize how damn expensive they are”, and of course he followed that with his infamous laugh.

Crawford knows how his life has changed since the explosion of the internet and especially social media because when we asked him how he felt that his Comedy Central Special has been chopped up and folks actually know his act from beginning to end, his response; “People always seem to come up to me and quote me my jokes, and I am like I know the jokes cause I wrote the damn things!”

His new special, which is filmed at the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre in San Antonio, has Crawford in a completely new look as he has dropped off so much weight that he had to address it in his new special. After all, the name New Look, Same Funny, addresses why he did such a drastic change. ” I had to lose weight for my health, and because I wanted to live, so I did. I also decided that I should talk about it because I am gonna be asked about it a lot so I tried to answer all of the questions in the new special” stated Crawford. After losing over 120 pounds, Crawford offers his unique take on everything from being a fan of first-term President Obama and the recent government shutdown to his weight-loss journey and the best way to deal with cops in 2019.

 Crawford also told us he has several new projects on the horizon, including shooting a new project this summer with Adam Sandler. It seems that the comedian, actor, producer, has a lot more on the horizon than he lets on.

Lavell Crawford; New Look, Same Funny premieres this Saturday on Showtime.

To watch a trailer of the new special watch below;

 

Key Art for LAVELL CRAWFORD: NEW LOOK SAME FUNNY! Photo Credit: Courtesy of SHOWTIME.

WATCH: Trailer For Mindy Kaling’s New Hulu Series ‘Four Weddings And A Funeral’ Is Released!

Today, Hulu released the official trailer and key art for upcoming limited anthology rom-com series Four Weddings and a Funeral from Mindy Kaling.

The series see Maya (Nathalie Emmanuel), the young communications director for a New York senatorial campaign, receives a wedding invitation from her college schoolmate now living in London.  She leaves her professional and personal life behind, in favor of traveling to England and reconnecting with old friends and ends up in the midst of their personal crises.  Relationships are forged and broken, political scandals exposed, London social life lampooned, love affairs ignited and doused, and of course, there are four weddings… and a funeral.

Four Weddings and a Funeral pilot script is written by Mindy Kaling and Matt Warburton. The series is executive produced by Mindy Kaling, Tracey Wigfield, Richard Curtis, Matt Warburton, Jonathan Prince, Howard Klein of 3Arts Entertainment, Charlie Grandy, Tristram Shapeero and Charles McDougall (Ep. 1 & 2). The series is produced by MGM Television and Universal Television, with MGM serving as the lead studio.

The series stars Zoe Boyle, Nathalie Emmanuel, Guz Khan, Sophia La Porta, Harish Patel, Nikesh Patel, John Reynolds, Rebecca Rittenhouse, and Brandon Mychal SmithFour Weddings and a Funeral premieres the first four episodes Wednesday, July 31 and new episodes weekly only on Hulu.

WATCH: Kevin Hart In The New Trailer For The Film ‘Jumanji: The Next Level’

As you probably expected, with the success of Jumanji, a new Jumanji was on its way with the entire cast coming back! With that being said, Kevin Hart is back with Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Karen Gillan, and Nick Jonas. New additions to the cast are Awkwafina, Danny Glover, and Danny DeVito.

Watch the trailer for #JUMANJI: The Next Level now – only in theaters this Christmas!

Sketch: Mike Epps Pranks Netflix Employees As Security Guard

Check out a sketch that debuted last Friday with Mike Epps pranking the employees at Netflix as a security guard, reminiscent of his role in the Friday films. Mike Epps’ new special Only One Mike is available on Netflix now.

Check out the sketch below: